I'm pretty smart if I say so myself. this afternoon I walked in to a fruit store and the clerk thought I was some out of town hank, "those apples will be two bucks each" he said, thats where I out smarted him, I hand over a five and as he's about to give me a dollar change I say, "keep it, on the way in I stepped on a grape."
When sit down to eat I get sexy when I go to bed I get hungry, I saw a man lying In the street, I said, "can I help you?" He said, "no I just found a parking space, now I sent my wife to go buy a car."
A man walks up to me and says, "I haven't eaten in three days", I said "force yourself." Another walks up and says, "I haven't eaten in a week," I says "it tastes the SAME!"